The Armorplate Nameplate

Intimidating Style

As under the penetrating glare of a techno Viking, subordinates wither before the visage of this nameplate. The severe all-caps and underlined font screams “I mean business” in kvlt falsetto, as if forged from the very mettle of rock and roll.

Unyielding Design

With a 10° backward lean and firmly planted base, the Armorplate Nameplate imbues an aura of steadfast stability unbefitting such a lightweight piece. Fabricated from PLA filament fused at over 600°R under 20,000 Torr pressure, the relentless pull of gravity and punishing office environs are no match for this robust and stalwart desk accessory.

Of Man’s Own Mind

Conceived upon a throne of focused calm and cultivated by arduous hours of toil over arcane glyphwork, amid index finger cramps, and mousepad-induced wrist abrasion; the sole survivor of its prototypic siblings, this nameplate stands testament to the creative power of the human will. And also 3D printing.

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