Oh Gee!
The BattleOpener that started it all, and my very first product, the SwashBubbler is the original bottle opener with a sword hilt! Ready for RenFest or just tending bar, this tool touts a comfortable grip for added control and leverage, laser-etched waffle scales for grip, and embedded magnets to keep bottle caps under control.
Now also available with blade sheath and leather belt hanger, each is 3D printed with your BarBlade of choice embedded mid-print for maximum strength.
Delitescent Design
Whether poppin’ bottles with models or just impressin’ wenches (or menches?), every SwashBubbler includes its signature finger flip hook, so you can bust caps fast and flourish. Adorn the hilt with any bottlecap you like, or choose from an ever-widening array of bedazzling baubles (coming soon!). And should you tend taps in a tenement that tends toward tension, pay attention! When sheathed in its shining Cutlass Sheath, your SwashBubbler is nigh indistinguishable from its sharper saber siblings. So if a band of burly bards begins behaving badly, boldly brandish this blade, and banish those bawdy brigands from your bar!
Build Fjord Tough
Designed, fabricated, and finished by me in my Metro-Detroit BattleBasement, each BattleOpener is proudly made in the USA. Hilts and scabbards are 3D printed in durable ASA and ABS plastic, and vapor polished to a high shine. While Basic BarBlades are imported stamped 304 stainless steel, each BattleBarBlade is locally lasercut from 410 stainless steel, hand-ground, and laser-etched by me!
Every BattleOpener is built to order, and built to last.
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