The Chemical Nameplate

Reactive Aesthetic

With chemistry-themed vowel glyphs, this unique nameplate identifies you, not merely by name (or title), but with a scholarly taste in office accessories. Whether displayed on a permanent desk, temporary lab station, or periodic table, this piece radiates your passion for scientific discovery and promises to catalyze admiration and envy within everyone in your orbit.

A Stable Element

The mass of the Chemical Romance Nameplate interacts with the gravitational scalar field, subtly warping spacetime to induce an attractive force between it and the earth itself, while a 10° backward lean and strong base ensures stability amid the chaos of daily office life.

All-Chemical Alchemy

Though ubiquitous in the field of additive manufacturing, the poly(lactic acid) used in this piece is a miracle of modern organic chemistry. Biodegradable and sourced from renewable starches, the lactic acid monomer in PLA is synthesized via the ring-opening polymerization of lactide with tin ethylhexanoate. Although more than 60 layers of the resulting stiff, durable, and colorfast thermoplastic are laminated to form it, this unique nameplate remains inexpensive enough to economically outfit your team, department, or entire organization.

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