The Boilerplate Nameplate

Unparalleled Humility

Elevate your workspace with this sedate, unpretentious nameplate. With a custom font styled sans superfluous serifs or lowercase letters, this piece perfectly proclaims the conspicuously spartan aesthetic of the discerning Midwesterner.

Elegantly Practical

Eschewing needless frills in favor of high-contrast legibility, the Boilerplate Nameplate features a function-forward facade. 10° backward-leaning text underlined by a solid foundation exudes stability and practicality, just like you.

Pragmatic Durability

3D printed from economical and sustainably-sourced PLA bio-plastic, the Boilerplate is exceptionally well-suited to the rigors of flat stable surfaces and the relentless force of gravity, even under the harsh daily bombardment of fluorescent and LED lighting.
And, like other PLA products bearing eco-friendly embossments, when it’s finally time to retire this stalwart desk accessory, throw it away with the confidence that it could have been returned to nature in any of the several purportedly extant commercial compost facilities.

Your purchase supports a small business supporting a small family with a small dog in a small house in a small town. It makes a big difference – thanks!